Stacks?! No, no, no, no. Daddy Warbucks or nothing. And why isn’t Jamie Foxx bald?
I know there’s been a lot of people flipping out about characters being cast with non-white actors. Couldn’t care less, really - as long as the actors are good, I don’t care who’s cast. But, goddamnit, Annie was adopted by a bald, eyeless war profiteer who all but masturbated on FDR’s grave when he died! That’s half the magic!
Couldn’t have said it better myself.